[sings] Turkeys are people too. Turkeys are people too. Why people eat them I haven’t a clue. Turkeys are people too. (Elvis)
Turkeys can make good pets. Turkeys can make good pets. They rarely need pettin’. They don’t need vets. Turkeys can make good pets.
Turkeys are good at math. (As you can see by this diagram.) Turkeys are good at math. They calculate vectors. They chart and the graph. Turkeys are good at math.
Turkeys can speak Chinese. Turkeys can speak Chinese. They hang out in restaurants, shooting the breeze. Turkeys can speak Chinese.
Turkeys don’t want to die. Turkeys don’t want to die. When they see the ax coming, they scream [Yells in Chinese] (That means, “I can do math.” in Chinese.)
Turkeys are people too. Turkeys are people too. (Don't go anywhere.) Don’t eat them. They wouldn’t eat you. Turkeys are people too.
